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Miscellaneous / Re: Two different stores - one Wuxing element
« on: December 06, 2018, 10:31:18 AM »
What happens when the owner passes away? If fire is not auspicious to the heirs, he should bring his luck with him.

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: December 01, 2018, 08:20:13 PM »
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Miscellaneous / Re: More Boys Than Girls in China and India
« on: November 26, 2018, 10:04:44 AM »
In my opinion,  predicting is ok but trying to force our wishes into reality is not. Not feasible either, I think.

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Miscellaneous / Re: More Boys Than Girls in China and India
« on: November 26, 2018, 09:58:56 AM »

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FREE Divination Request / Re: Missing person
« on: November 17, 2018, 10:25:48 AM »
I bet you do, JLim: those are your words, Maestro!  :)

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FREE Divination Request / Re: Missing person
« on: November 16, 2018, 07:55:48 PM »
Hi Xuesheng,

There must be some connection in order to divine on something.
Maybe one close relative can throw the coins for a Liu Yao divination?

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Announcements / Re: Welcome to new members!
« on: November 15, 2018, 06:24:36 PM »
Welcome! And many thanks to our members who visit us regularly: you are the soul of FiveArts.org!
Special thanks to our dear Tientai! We are lucky to have you on board, both as moderator and true friend!
 :-* :-* :-*

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BE KIND! / When one teaches, two learn
« on: November 07, 2018, 09:18:05 PM »

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: November 06, 2018, 08:43:21 PM »
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale. ;D

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 22, 2018, 09:40:44 PM »
A man and his wife had not been talking for days.
On one occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have a very early meeting in the office. As he needed to get up early, he decided to ask his wife to wake him up. Since he didn't want to give up and break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper:
-Wake me up at 6 in the morning.
When he got up and looked at the clock, he realized that it was 9 o'clock in the morning and he was furious and shouted:
-But what's wrong with you! What were you thinking? You are inconsiderate, you did not do what I asked you to do.
In that, he saw a paper on the table on which the following was written:
"It's six o'clock, get up!"

-Susana Areces

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 21, 2018, 01:56:06 PM »
[Hidden post: You need login to forum to see it.] (Hidden Notes: A refreshing anecdote about a shop that sells husbands & wives!)

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Info on BAZI CALCULATOR / Re: Date selection for two people
« on: September 10, 2018, 07:03:13 PM »
Congrats, Voytek... very useful feature!

Could someone please explain  what Xuan Kong Date Selection method is all about?

Thank you!

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 06, 2018, 07:28:52 PM »
Thanks for this thread, Greenapple!

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. 'The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!   :D

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Members Lounge / Re: ♦️Inspiring quotes♦️
« on: September 05, 2018, 05:15:02 PM »
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I would choose GMT+1 for The Netherlands, too. For one month only it would be dark around 15:30. At least we would avoid going out in the coldest hour of the day, before the dawn.

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