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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 22, 2018, 09:40:44 PM »
A man and his wife had not been talking for days.
On one occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have a very early meeting in the office. As he needed to get up early, he decided to ask his wife to wake him up. Since he didn't want to give up and break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper:
-Wake me up at 6 in the morning.
When he got up and looked at the clock, he realized that it was 9 o'clock in the morning and he was furious and shouted:
-But what's wrong with you! What were you thinking? You are inconsiderate, you did not do what I asked you to do.
In that, he saw a paper on the table on which the following was written:
"It's six o'clock, get up!"

-Susana Areces

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 21, 2018, 01:56:06 PM »
[Hidden post: You need login to forum to see it.] (Hidden Notes: A refreshing anecdote about a shop that sells husbands & wives!)

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Info on BAZI CALCULATOR / Re: Date selection for two people
« on: September 10, 2018, 07:03:13 PM »
Congrats, Voytek... very useful feature!

Could someone please explain  what Xuan Kong Date Selection method is all about?

Thank you!

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Members Lounge / Re: #laughter#amusingtales#funnycornyjokes
« on: September 06, 2018, 07:28:52 PM »
Thanks for this thread, Greenapple!

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. 'The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!   :D

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Members Lounge / Re: ♦️Inspiring quotes♦️
« on: September 05, 2018, 05:15:02 PM »
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I would choose GMT+1 for The Netherlands, too. For one month only it would be dark around 15:30. At least we would avoid going out in the coldest hour of the day, before the dawn.

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Maybe the school times will be adjusted so that in the winter they don't start giving lessons in the dark!

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Members Lounge / ♦️Inspiring quotes♦️
« on: August 29, 2018, 08:56:50 PM »
"Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming"

(Myrna Loy, "Being and Becoming")

Most people are very much concerned about what they can get (asking for Wealth), while a better question would be:

What is my potential?

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Feng Shui / Re: Apartment for rent at unbeatable price
« on: August 18, 2018, 10:44:01 AM »


The driver of this small truck saw how all the cars before him were suddenly swallowed by the emptiness of the collapsed bridge.

A car passed the truck and the driver had to reduce his speed. That's why he is alive!

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Feng Shui / Re: Apartment for rent at unbeatable price
« on: August 16, 2018, 06:29:04 PM »
Hi, JLim!

It' s a picture of  the Genoa bridge which collapsed last Tuesday.

It didn't collapse over the houses but the people living in them have been evacuated.

The picture has been taken before the collapse

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Feng Shui / Apartment for rent at unbeatable price
« on: August 16, 2018, 01:38:54 PM »
Apartment for rent at unbeatable price: 1 per month with indefinite contract!
 
Is anyone interested?




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Info on BAZI CALCULATOR / Re: TCM herbs database
« on: July 24, 2018, 06:18:48 PM »
What a wonderful tool, Voytek!

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Hi Massi,,

Please click below:

https://bazi-calculator.com

Insert your data and remember to tick DST for.summer time. The rest of the difference is time correction, it should be correct.

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PD:

A birth chart reading is more useful to find your inclinations.

Good luck!

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