HUGO
This teacher was always yelling at Hugo, "You're gonna drive me crazy, Hugo! I can't do it with you! Hugo, you're useless." One day, Hugo's mother went to school to see how her son was doing. The teacher told her that her son was a mess, he had the worst grades of the year and that she had never seen such an asshole child in 25 years of teaching. The mother was so frightened by this honest conversation that she decided to withdraw her son Hugo from school and move to Mexico City to have Hugo study at a specialized center.
After 25 years, the same teacher was diagnosed with severe heart disease. All the doctors consulted agreed that she needed a very delicate and very expensive surgery, which only a famous doctor living in Mexico City could do. The teacher, without hope, decided to sell everything she had and with the savings of her whole life, undertook the trip to try the expensive operation which was finally performed by the fantastic doctor, who declared that the operation was an absolute success.
When the teacher opened her eyes, she felt all the strength to return to her body and saw a young doctor standing next to her smiling. She wanted to say a few words of thanks, but she couldn't speak... Her face turned blue, she tried to raise her hand and even tried to scream, but she couldn't do it... ...and quickly... He died in front of the doctor who was trying to figure out what had happened. Then the doctor looked over to his side and saw that asshole Hugo, who worked in the hospital cleaning department, who had disconnected the ventilator to connect the vacuum cleaner.
WHAT DID YOU THINK? That Hugo had become a great cardiovascular surgeon? Sounds to me like you guys have been reading too many novels... He who is born an asshole stays an asshole all his life!
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